you WHAT?

Ok, i was just minding my own business, reading emails, finishing biology homework and being astounded that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have named their daughter, Suri - which means rose, princess, pickpocket and is the name of the Scientology founder's pet parrot
Man he just had to get it in there somewhere didn't he!

When I stumbled across the following article on the entertainment section of msn:
Jordan has laid into Celebrity Big Brother winner Chantelle.She attacked the star after 22-year-old Chantelle announced she was tying the knot with Ordinary singer Preston, 24.Jordan told Heat magazine: "Preston and Chantelle - I'm sick to of reading that they're getting married ... It's boring now.The couple became engaged just three months after leaving the Celebrity Big Brother house, where they first met. She told Heat: "There's no other couple like Pete and me."If anyone else is trying to be like us, they should stop now."I liked Chantelle in the Big Brother house, but get a job now."Let's see if you can do something."

Ok now i know the lovely len has already ranted on about the detestable Katie Price so I'll try and keep this short....
BUT
HOW EGOCENTRIC IS THIS - why would anyone WANT to be a couple like her and the ugly andre (to think i used to buy his records when i was younger....eugh, eugh, eugh)
They got together after a reality tv show so anyone who does the same is apparently trying to copy them??
Surely this would be the very LAST thing on anyones mind?
"There's no other couple like me and peter" - well i should hope not - i just hope there aren't any little s out there hoping to be jordan when they're older - and there are probably hundreds but ah well.

Also "get a job and lets see if you can do something"
how HYPOCRITICAL is that?
I mean what's jordan famous for? flashing her unaturally ballooned chest?
personally i don't call that particularly talented.......at least chantelle hasn't had to sink to quite that level to get her 60 seconds of fame.
I mean for what its worth (and don't think i'm too great a fan of chantelle's either) chantelle has proved she can sing, dance and act badly and fool a bunch of D-Listers that she's one of them.
and is now trying to create a career in the media for herself.

So all in all jordan should just shut her mouth and leave the subject well alone, retreat from the public eye and do whatever she wants with the rest of her life but whatever she does....
STOP TRYING TO INTEREST THE GENERAL PUBLIC IN HERSELF, HER CHEST AND HER OPINIONS
and everything else for that matter

But maybe she's actually a really nice person who genuienely believes people are trying to copy her and peter's relationship and i should be the one backing down
but i'll never know
so don't try and persuade me otherwise

Man i think me and 'mael should set up a "we jordan" club
a bit like the "The society for the protection of elfish welfare" in Harry Potter

only different