Thursday, March 02, 2006

and don't forget about the starfish navigation system

Well here are some worrying facts i discovered today!
The new Welsh minister (the top dog) introduced himself by saying
"right you lot, give it up for Wales' leading veteran gagmeister, Rrrrrhodrrri Moooooorgan!"
Apparently he made the Queen laugh - obviously making him the envy of many entertainers *rolls eyes* this stuff actually made headline news!
Such a claim to fame! Another politician falling foul of childhood dreams of entertaining people - after revelations that tony fancied himself as a bit of a mike jagger when he was younger.

The word misguided just doesn't say enough!

Oh and charlotte church is going to have her own chat show on channel 4 (i kid u not)
All because she presented Have I Got News For You three years back!
Apparently her new show will be a mixture will feature "a mix of comedy and celebrity chat"
Just coz she can sing as well as a duck being strangled does not mean the public LIKE her let alone relate to her! And since she's dating the man who's hair knows no gravity - shouldn't she be more worried about what she's going to cook the lump of useless lard for tea anyways??
Three words
SPARE US........PLEASE!

Apart from these useless facts i have:
Inherited more homework to add to the stuff i didn't do last night!
Am constantly chewing gum to distract my stomach from the absence of chocolate
Have cheered up considerably seeing as i am actually vaguely on target for two of my subjects :D
And think that containing my intense urge to laugh extremely loudly at the sight of mrs smith standing at the top of the stairs outside the sixth form centre as i went off to biology - after hearing harrie, rose and rachel's hilarious enactment of "Mrs Creagh's Good Day" was a near disaster!
Honestly I must have looked like a complete idiot with a grin that could rival the cheshire cat plastered across my face!
Mind you i think mrs yarwood's impression of a carnivore ripping the flesh off the bones of its prey just about finished me off - seriously you have no idea the noises and facial expressions she can produce if she wants to!!

Be like a palm tree

5 comments:

Mr Beaman said...

Ja. Know the feeling. Just spent an hour's psychology with ol' dr harris giggling ridiculously. oops. there we go again!

ur a palm tree.

kulkat2 said...

lol ye u were bein rather odd i must say!
Odder than normal which is worrying :P
thankie - being a palm tree wood be uberkwl - just think about it....
sand, sea, sun, nothing to worry about except growing and more importantly NO SCHOOL!

Song playing - Five - Keep On Movin'

Ahhh the memories

rooose said...

Downey tomorrow.

OH, THE PAIN AND THE HUMANITY!

Ling2 said...

i am like a palm tree.

1. good for you, giving up choccie!
2. chewing gum all the time might give you stomach ulcers ... etc (just something to think about)
3. didn't you chew gum all the time, even when you were eating chocolate still??

love you,
bye
xxx

kulkat2 said...

touche rose!
yes i no tht chewing gum can give me ulcers - i've stopped having to chew gum all the time coz i jst about got over the cravings
Apart from my customary 1-2 pieces a day - so yes i suppose i do eat a lot of gum anyways lol

Btw my mum had jst cooked brownies when i blogged and the smell was driving me insane!