Stress: the confusion created when ones mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living daylights out of somebody who desperately needs it

We've just started learning about stress in psychology - enjoy!

You might have to highlight the title to see it its a bit screwed up!

A prayer for the stressed

Grant me the serenity to accept the things that i cannot change
the courage to change the things i can't accept
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those i had to kill today because they got on my nerves.

And help me to be careful of the toes i step on today
as they may be connected to the feet i have to kiss tomorrow

Help me to always work at 100%
12% on Monday 23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday

And help me to remember.......
When I'm having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up that,
it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile
and only 4 to extend my arm and smack you in the mouth.

:P