I'm a burning effigy of everything I used to be

Just to let u ppl that dont no an effigy is, in case you dont no (i didnt lol):

A crude figure or dummy representing a hated person or group.
AND/OR
A likeness or image, especially of a person.

I'm thinking that this particular hated person at this current time for quite a few ppl (mainly georgie) will be the downey monsterm but more about that later....

Believe it or not today has been quite an exciting day and i am sad enough to write a list of the random and exciting things i did today in order than giving my normal rambly "I cant really remember what i did but i'll blog anyway" entries (or at least thats what i'm hoping!!)

1st of all i discovered that i could not find my living with lady macbeth which resulted in several profanities being issued and general panic taking hold......i still havent found it but things seem less urgent now that the diploma session is over (as eventful as it was!) and i didnt get my characterisation of Mon ripped apart even tho i had barely practised by words (i have to say that i found this fact quite amazing....even if no one else did!)

I wasted my entire morning of quadruple free by chatting with avni, anji, hannah and libby (in that order) when i actiually had about a trillion and one other things to do which was of course very smart of me!! As a consequence i am not at all on top of any of my homework which is just crap.

Onto lighter topics!

Elena provided me with some appreiciated humour at lunch when she got her trousers stuck on a table when walking into the common room and preceding to drag the table along with her before realising that this has happened and then attempting more than twice to detangle herself from the dastardly table leg unsuccessfully before finally freeing herself!!
Giving me time to chuckle and point at Elena; no doubt causing more humiliation than is neccessary (sorry elena - i do love u rele!)

When i had finished lunching and left the dining hall in the usual hyper state that eating food seems to induce (probably the glucose taking effect!) i was met just outside the y.e. rm by rose laughing very loudly and weese being surprised by the loudness of rose's laugh
Yeah this is random......but for some reason this was a defining momment in my day so i've stuck it in here anyways...........which is a good thing as i will probably be reminding rose of a part of her day that she had forgotton exsisted!!

Weese and Vev then preceded to amuse themselves during PHSE in embarking on a lively debate if Weese's little finger could actually be straightened after 17 years. V however preferred to enertain herself by poking weese n me (note: she only managed to poke me after successfully distracting me with: "oh look theres a bird!") and recieved many slaps in return!

Physics was one farce of a lesson with hannah and i doing pitiful amounts of work and discussing several ridiculous topics (and i am proud to announce that it was not me that made the most wierd and random comments - it was hannah - i think that might just be a first!)

We discussed the fact that lessons 3&4 were most likely to be the most productive lessons of the day......the fact that not very many people have constructive lessons in that time is not our fault (an example of this is critical thinking) and this theory was clarified by vev and vicky giving us a run-down of the lessons they had in lessons 3&4 - all of them highly unproductive!!

On being asked why the concentration supposed to have been available in lessons 3&4 could not have been stored up for use in other lessons hannah was stumped.....so i proffered the hopeless theory that concentration energy could be dissapated as boredom energy, hunger energy, staying awake energy energy etc etc (you get the picture). For some reason this reduced hannah to tears of laughter as usual i was happy to keep her company in her hysterical laughter!

I think this hysterical laughter was partly stemmed from my nervousness about the impending diploma session as i was reduced to asking weese "where are my pills?" in a hopeless attempt to explain my semi-drunk behaviour (my voice was going too far out of its natural range and i couldnt walk very straight) which i then proceeded to demonstrate to rose and rachel o'm by nearly falling flat on my face on the way to the music centre and failing to stand up straight while typing in the code!!
Needless to say i "sobered up" as soon as i was admonished by mrs d for not completing my essay properly - honestly if the woman uses the words "a bullet-point style essay" what the frickin hell does she expect?? Although the bullet point thing was probably a figment of my illogical mind as everyone else seemed to get the right end of the stick!

So yea that was my day....the details of diploma are 2 lengthy 2 type up here (i have waaay 2 much work left to do) but needless to say it was eventful, offensive (to some ppl) and funny.....p'haps more details l8r if i can b bothered (which i prob wont b....so yea.....go ask sum1 else!)

Hopefully i have not rambled 2much!



P.S. it rele annoys me that on this thing there is no bright pinkcolour to which you can change your font colour!