YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

I AM REALLY, REALLY,REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY EXCITED
because i got my provisional licence and an possible/almost definite instructor today

O YEAH LOOK AT ME
I have been bouncing around all evening despite scathing remarks and complaints from my darlin sis who can't see the funness of it all and wants me to shut up! (like she can talk!)

i know several of you guys have passed this milestone but this doesn't and won't mar my own bounciness

i'm gonna have a cool weekend as well all that remains is to get successfully through the rest of this week which is the reason for me dashing off now in an attempt to finish some of the pile of work i have to do!

there is unfortunately one downside:
the picture is spectacularly crap!
but
I'M STILL BOUNCING

My heart cries out for more of you

Well

JOY - the way my priorities should be
Right now

I am....
stressing out about a lot of things....
exams
revision
my lack of motivation
the theme for the meeting i am helping to set up at church
the tickets for Diploma
the sheer amount of things i need to organise in the next few weeks
uni's
amount of homework i have to do

other than that

there isn't much else
once diploma is over things will be better
but not by much as exams are creeping closer
i wish i had a watch which i could freeze time with
in fact i think about that a lot
"Bernards Watch" definitely inspired me a lot when i was younger




la de da
its amazing how blogging makes you feel just better sumtimes!

you WHAT?

Ok, i was just minding my own business, reading emails, finishing biology homework and being astounded that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have named their daughter, Suri - which means rose, princess, pickpocket and is the name of the Scientology founder's pet parrot
Man he just had to get it in there somewhere didn't he!

When I stumbled across the following article on the entertainment section of msn:
Jordan has laid into Celebrity Big Brother winner Chantelle.She attacked the star after 22-year-old Chantelle announced she was tying the knot with Ordinary singer Preston, 24.Jordan told Heat magazine: "Preston and Chantelle - I'm sick to of reading that they're getting married ... It's boring now.The couple became engaged just three months after leaving the Celebrity Big Brother house, where they first met. She told Heat: "There's no other couple like Pete and me."If anyone else is trying to be like us, they should stop now."I liked Chantelle in the Big Brother house, but get a job now."Let's see if you can do something."

Ok now i know the lovely len has already ranted on about the detestable Katie Price so I'll try and keep this short....
BUT
HOW EGOCENTRIC IS THIS - why would anyone WANT to be a couple like her and the ugly andre (to think i used to buy his records when i was younger....eugh, eugh, eugh)
They got together after a reality tv show so anyone who does the same is apparently trying to copy them??
Surely this would be the very LAST thing on anyones mind?
"There's no other couple like me and peter" - well i should hope not - i just hope there aren't any little s out there hoping to be jordan when they're older - and there are probably hundreds but ah well.

Also "get a job and lets see if you can do something"
how HYPOCRITICAL is that?
I mean what's jordan famous for? flashing her unaturally ballooned chest?
personally i don't call that particularly talented.......at least chantelle hasn't had to sink to quite that level to get her 60 seconds of fame.
I mean for what its worth (and don't think i'm too great a fan of chantelle's either) chantelle has proved she can sing, dance and act badly and fool a bunch of D-Listers that she's one of them.
and is now trying to create a career in the media for herself.

So all in all jordan should just shut her mouth and leave the subject well alone, retreat from the public eye and do whatever she wants with the rest of her life but whatever she does....
STOP TRYING TO INTEREST THE GENERAL PUBLIC IN HERSELF, HER CHEST AND HER OPINIONS
and everything else for that matter

But maybe she's actually a really nice person who genuienely believes people are trying to copy her and peter's relationship and i should be the one backing down
but i'll never know
so don't try and persuade me otherwise

Man i think me and 'mael should set up a "we jordan" club
a bit like the "The society for the protection of elfish welfare" in Harry Potter

only different

I'll keep my ears to the ground and my eyes to the sky

Waiting for the return of everyone from DofE
Joy
In the meantime I must finish my biology coursework
i should also be revising but laziness prevails
i need a kick in the backside
by someone other than my mother

Thank u to every1 who came to my sleepover
Sorry for general lack of organisation
My mother has already mentioned organising my 18th birthday party
Seriously organisation seems to go from one extreme to the other
It must be in my genes!

But that would be deterministic - which isn't good
You see I am revising - previous piece of info is straight out of the psychology syllabus
Well not that specific example
but youknowwhatimean

Which reminds me
i must buy physics and psychology revision guides
argh
i don't like exams

Enough rambling
*bows to thin air and wanders off muttering about the weather*

Four reasons not to get ridiculously drunk with friends....and a joke

:P

A lady was on a plane arriving from USA. She found herself seated next to a nice priest, to whom she said, "Excuse me, Father, could I ask a favor?""Of course! What can I do for you?"

"Here's the problem... I bought myself a new hair remover instrument for which I paid an huge amount of money. I have really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under your cassock?"

Father said "Of course I can, my child, but I will not lie.""You have such an honest face, I am sure they will not ask you any question," and she gave him the hair remover.

The aircraft arrived at its destination. When the priest presented himself to customs he was asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?""

From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my son," he replied.Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked, "

"And from the sash down, what do you have?"

The priest replied, "I have a marvelous little instrument there destined for use by women, but which has never been used."

Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said, "Go ahead Father Next One!"

i.........

i miss: chocolate
i want: to have a provisional licence
i have: faith
i fear: living a mediocre life
i play: the trumpet
i hear: Kick start - clap your hands and stomp your feet!
i care: deeply
i smile: a lot
i wonder: how people can live without JC
i love: life!!
i think: too much
i always: wonder at the beauty of creation
i am not: 16 any more!
i sing: wholeheartedly
i wish: AS levels were over with
i keep: the people i love close to my heart
i can: read and write!
i can't: ride a bicycle (not a proper one)
i write: nothing and everything
i won: a box of indoor fireqorks (when i was younger)
i lost: the game
i smell: lovely :P
i confuse: avni and anji - i do no who is who i just start saying the wrong name (promise!)
i need: no stress, someone to do my work for me, my wisdom teeth to stop causing me trouble!!

Well thats my contribution to blogging for the day
Not really in the mood
Its nice and sunny
I'm going to go and feed the fish

HAPPY THE DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY BIRTHDAY TO ME

So the day before yesterday was my birthday - my mummy had cruelly gone away but much fun was had anyway I got:
12 Stones album which i have wanted for agges so was nice

A LOT of money for driving lessons hehe (not that the dvla has been nice and sent me my provisional yet the pernickerty so and so's)

Michael McGoldrick album - no i hadn't heard of him either - apparently i mentioned to my dad that i liked one of his songs while listening to a radio show my dad had on - so now i am sitting here listening to some nice folk music - which makes a change(!!)

Board-shorts
A biig costco cake with lots and lots of lovely icing!
A new bag from GAP
KT Tunstall accompaniment book - the pieces are darn hard to play though!
A pretty purple bracelet
A CAR - a red mini!!
There is 0ne disadvantage though......







It fits in my handbag.......
well u see i asked my sister for a car for my birthday
so a car i got
you see

I should rele have blogged yesterday but wasn't in the mood at all so i didn't
Looking forward to seeing evry1 at Fraddy's party 2nite!

Btw
Rose
Elena
This is your invitation to a sleepover at mine on thursday eve.........i no its kinda late notice but disorganisation has recently become my middle name just soyouknow...........dont worry abt pressies or anything but wood like to have sumthing to celebrate my bday a bit coz its bin wierd not rele doin anything - tho i am gonna hv 2 get used to it once i get past 21 lol!

Let me no asap and stuff - poss 2nite?!

Cu later m'dears

This is the real thing, no rubber bullets now.

19 DAYS TILL CHOCOLATE


JOY, JOY


THE MESSAGE OF EASTER IS MORE THAN JUST HOPE IN CONFUSION IT IS ABOUT HOPE FOR ETERNITY



Teach us to make the most of our time, so that we may grow in wisdom.

Dudes this is so me! (well almost!)

Your Power Color Is Teal

At Your Highest: You feel accomplished and optimistic about the future. At Your Lowest: You feel in a slump and lack creativity. In Love: You tend to be many people's ideal partner. How You're Attractive: You make people feel confident and accepted. Your Eternal Question: "What Impression Am I Giving?"

What's" Your Power Color?

This blog is dedicated to Ishmael as a thanks for trekking through high winds and roaring rainclouds with me to Chertsey today!
I will buy you a packet of mint creams very soon for you to have all by your wonderful self!

As the rest of the day it was rather pointless i'd say

Chemistry assessed practical was abit fun tho....we actually did some work on a Monday morning single which was a bit of a shock to the system i must say

Biology was same old, same old boring Bernard (now is that the right spelling?)

Psychology was a bit wierd, well i mean i realised just how OBSESSED Freud was with sex

And then managed to reach top Aflat on the trumpet which is pretty kwl i'd say!

Then did physics

And went to physics

I don't like phasors

they make near on no sense to me!

Joy to the World has been in my head all day!

And running for the train with my bag hanging open has become a bit of a Monday tradition!

need to stop being distracted!

AM LOVING KT TUNSTALL

now i finally managed to get my mits on a copy of the album (but a real one not a copy lol)

Vorsprung Durch Poppycock

A thought just occured to me.....

I won't have to break the 20m rule until after the Easter holidays




Doesn't that just make you smile?!!

OK so heres to a long overdue blog

I am a bit knackered to be honest - and we are losing an hour's sleep - what is with that??
Couldn't time just wait till the HOLIDAYS?
I blame photons.
which don't exsist
but whatever

This week is going to suck with a capital S
Am panicking majorly about physics coursework
Worried about biology coursework corrections
Glad that in approx 5 weeks time i will no longer be working at Lloyds
And no it wasn't anything nearly as exciting and distressing as being fired.
I'm simply not around enough in the coming months what with exams and the like to justify carrying on
and tho i need money for driving etc
it'll grow on trees (evantually)
:P

Could someone please magic an indepth powerpoint presentation about the use of silicone in prosthetic heart valves out of thin air??

Wouldn't You Rather Be Kat?

Yes so i finally realised that Fati wasn't just making up the slogans and the website was doing it for her!!
Geez talk about slow!

The highlight of the week was the news that rose had to have lift home from the Downey hehe

The Downey that smiles back (i dont think!)

You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Downey LOL

And the ultimate:

Sweet as the Moment When the Downey Went "POP"

I'll let u make of that what you will!
Anyways, the lowlight was MAJOR cravings for chocolate which resulted in severe pessimism!
But i now over that stage and looking forward to a weekend away meeting up with people i haven't seen in a while!!!
Better go finish as much work as possible and then pack
Hope you have a good weekend!
Congrats on to the head-girls team - good on ya! (especially rose as she's the the head-girl who's likely to read this!)
xox

My eyeball is twitching

I kid you not - it is the most irritating bodily happening that i have ever had to endure (except maybe my knee twitching uncontrollably while (trying) to perform on stage)

Well i suppose thats what i get for nearly two-terms of late nights!
Anyways must get on with work
I have realised that i actually did NO work last week
Needless to say it has caught up with me spectactularly!

I think there may be many spelling mistakes in this blog but don't rele care
Sorry Rose
Downey till 5:30 2moro
ARGH!

P.S. Prepare for seriously long blog coming up sometime this week - trust me its taken me a while!

Its official

My sister has become a teenager (shock, shock, horror, horror) she is currently screaming at my dad for polite enquires into how much longer she was gonna b in the bathroom!

I am reassured that i was never quite this bad - and dude - i really hope i wasn't!
Maybe she can blame it on PMT
but u no thats not a decent excuse
according to Dr Harris
but u no whatever
seems like a perfectly adequate explanation to me
that means this screaming phase has to finish by the end of this week right??

ah never mind as long as i have headphones to block out the noise and a blog to escape to i think i can live.

oh yep just got the door slammed because i looked at her and attempted a half-smile

Geez!!

Be sharp with that knife it looks careful

Yes Rose you are never going to be able to say that line again without me grinning broadly in the background
Provided muchly needed entertainment in distraction from Downey's thunderous face!

Anyways
Time for sleep methinks
I'm going to london on sunday to all soul's church yay!




I AM A JESUS FREAK! hehe

Breaking the 20-metre rule far too often for my liking.......

Yes that is right yet again this blogging session is likely to revolve around drama seeing as i have no lovely dofe experiences to write about!
As far as today goes i:
Felt much more tired than neccessary due to being surrounded by exhausted people

Spazzed when i found out i had downey at first rec
and again when i found out i actually had her at lunch
and again when i actually had to go and rehearse my scene with amber in front of her beady little eyes.

And then wondered what al the frickin fuss had been about as she was actually nice (as in she didn't criticise me......which is bliss as far as downey is concerned) but probably means i'm in for it tommorrow night.

Complained loudly about downey to omar which resulted in tori joining in - this was fun as we loudly discussed what a complete baboon downey was and then therapeutically scribbled about how much we hated downey - i could write everything out but i really can't be bothered!! :P

It stopped being fun when i realised that when "push comes to shove" i probably would miss diploma and regret not doing it....but u no i'm happy to push that minor hiccup to the back of my mind and carry on discussing the best way to dispose of downey!

The best suggestion was to dig a hole to australia (or china) and shove downey down (and hope she reached the core of the earth before she reached anything else.
Another less drastic suggestion was to install a cattle grid outside the drama room so she had to stay inside and starve (or possibly climb out a window.....she'd probably get stuck - either scenario would be hilarious!)

I think that's everything
except
there was something else and yet again i have forgotten

I'm really worried about my state of mind at the momment
apathetic is an understatment
i really need to be more motivated if i intend to get decent marks in my AS's
seriously i have done NOTHING this evening
except
browse the net
watch tv
eat
procrastinate
cuddle my gorgeous cat
sent emails
recieved a card from marion - which cheered me up endlessssssly (thank u marion)
and unsuccessfully attempted my sister to chat about her life, decaf and dofe from her homework as she has also been on dofe and i feel like i haven't spoken to her since halfterm - which i havent rele.......seriously my sister can be a geek sometimes
mind you she'll probably go to a better uni
earn more money
have a more satisfying job
blah blah
but i will always have my smile and JC (well she will to but u no what i mean)

i think i'm going to stop now before i delve too deep into the realms of unhappy blogging as i have the distinct feeling that i have become extremely sinicle and lost all feelings of happiness and optimism
except the cheerfullness of getting a card from marion......

ok i am definitely stopping
now



ok
NOW!

and don't forget about the starfish navigation system

Well here are some worrying facts i discovered today!
The new Welsh minister (the top dog) introduced himself by saying
"right you lot, give it up for Wales' leading veteran gagmeister, Rrrrrhodrrri Moooooorgan!"
Apparently he made the Queen laugh - obviously making him the envy of many entertainers *rolls eyes* this stuff actually made headline news!
Such a claim to fame! Another politician falling foul of childhood dreams of entertaining people - after revelations that tony fancied himself as a bit of a mike jagger when he was younger.

The word misguided just doesn't say enough!

Oh and charlotte church is going to have her own chat show on channel 4 (i kid u not)
All because she presented Have I Got News For You three years back!
Apparently her new show will be a mixture will feature "a mix of comedy and celebrity chat"
Just coz she can sing as well as a duck being strangled does not mean the public LIKE her let alone relate to her! And since she's dating the man who's hair knows no gravity - shouldn't she be more worried about what she's going to cook the lump of useless lard for tea anyways??
Three words
SPARE US........PLEASE!

Apart from these useless facts i have:
Inherited more homework to add to the stuff i didn't do last night!
Am constantly chewing gum to distract my stomach from the absence of chocolate
Have cheered up considerably seeing as i am actually vaguely on target for two of my subjects :D
And think that containing my intense urge to laugh extremely loudly at the sight of mrs smith standing at the top of the stairs outside the sixth form centre as i went off to biology - after hearing harrie, rose and rachel's hilarious enactment of "Mrs Creagh's Good Day" was a near disaster!
Honestly I must have looked like a complete idiot with a grin that could rival the cheshire cat plastered across my face!
Mind you i think mrs yarwood's impression of a carnivore ripping the flesh off the bones of its prey just about finished me off - seriously you have no idea the noises and facial expressions she can produce if she wants to!!

Be like a palm tree

Pancakes And Pajamas

Greetings!
I SURVIVED TWO-AND-A-HALF HOURS WITH DOWNEY
this surely dserves a medal for all of us? ja?

I am completely knackered even though i was IN bed at 10:30 last night (which is the earliest i've been to bed for months!)
hmmmm....something tells me that there is still a lurgie in my system somewhere.......

The first thing i did when i got home was change into my pj's (how lazy am i?) and then ate LOTS of yummy pancakes!!
In preparation for the stacks of homework i have (yes even after two days of school! ARGH!) and going cold turkey on chocolate tomorrow for forty days and forty nights - i will try not to moan too much (please kick me if i moan to much.....well at least yell at me!)

Now to the homework!

HAPPY SHROVE TUESDAY TO EVERYONE!

going a leetle bit crazy here chickies!

well hullo there! (how many different variations on the spelling of hello do you think there are??)
i am (most likely going to be) coming to school on Monday - i have been cooped up for faaar 2 long and now i'm feeling (almost) back to normal i am going a bit stir-crazy

I have two more exams to do over the weekend.....which should be interesting as i haven't revised for either of them

In fact the only one i actually fully revised for was chemistry!
Oh and by the way that critical thinking exam did MY HEAD IN!
There were faar 2 many questions about GM crops - in fact there were too many questions in general - i really don't no why we bother at all
Well actualy do know but i'd rather ignore the fact that I know

ANYWAYS my life is rather boring at the momment
maybe things will liven up soon
but if it livens up on tuesday evening that is probably going to be a bad thing!!

the better of two evils?

Ok so i didnt go in for my chemistry exam 2day coz i didnt sleep v.well frm 3:30am onward!
I now feel a little bit better than yesters as i am now on (!!) and have the reassurance that i dont have 2 do my exams till at least the end of this week coz they dont want me spreading my lurgie!
This has of course blagged me a few more days revision time (although i would much rather not be ill - trust me)
My mum spoke to Mrs Creagh :/
and left a message on Downey's answer phone as i was too much of a coward to do it myself - i am praying that she got the message and doesn't lay in2 u guys 2 much tomoro! (thank gdness she wasn't planning a run-thru of lady macbeth!)
I'm not allowed to ask any of you stuff about the exams.......well i suppose its allowed 2 ask u how hard u found them (but then i don't rele want to do tht coz i'm scared witless that the chem ppl will say that it was a living nightmare - if any1 has news 2 the contrary let me no........if not then shut up and leave me to assume the worst!)
Hope u guys r all ok - gd luck with all mocks
If any of u hv ideas for interesting blog topics i wood be grateful!!
Oh and if any of u arent in skl/college 2moro then u could give me a call (after 10:00/10:30) coz mi mum is goin out n i am likely 2 get lonely/bored - t'would b muchio appreiciated!