YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

I AM REALLY, REALLY,REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY EXCITED
because i got my provisional licence and an possible/almost definite instructor today

O YEAH LOOK AT ME
I have been bouncing around all evening despite scathing remarks and complaints from my darlin sis who can't see the funness of it all and wants me to shut up! (like she can talk!)

i know several of you guys have passed this milestone but this doesn't and won't mar my own bounciness

i'm gonna have a cool weekend as well all that remains is to get successfully through the rest of this week which is the reason for me dashing off now in an attempt to finish some of the pile of work i have to do!

there is unfortunately one downside:
the picture is spectacularly crap!
but
I'M STILL BOUNCING

My heart cries out for more of you

Well

JOY - the way my priorities should be
Right now

I am....
stressing out about a lot of things....
exams
revision
my lack of motivation
the theme for the meeting i am helping to set up at church
the tickets for Diploma
the sheer amount of things i need to organise in the next few weeks
uni's
amount of homework i have to do

other than that

there isn't much else
once diploma is over things will be better
but not by much as exams are creeping closer
i wish i had a watch which i could freeze time with
in fact i think about that a lot
"Bernards Watch" definitely inspired me a lot when i was younger




la de da
its amazing how blogging makes you feel just better sumtimes!

you WHAT?

Ok, i was just minding my own business, reading emails, finishing biology homework and being astounded that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have named their daughter, Suri - which means rose, princess, pickpocket and is the name of the Scientology founder's pet parrot
Man he just had to get it in there somewhere didn't he!

When I stumbled across the following article on the entertainment section of msn:
Jordan has laid into Celebrity Big Brother winner Chantelle.She attacked the star after 22-year-old Chantelle announced she was tying the knot with Ordinary singer Preston, 24.Jordan told Heat magazine: "Preston and Chantelle - I'm sick to of reading that they're getting married ... It's boring now.The couple became engaged just three months after leaving the Celebrity Big Brother house, where they first met. She told Heat: "There's no other couple like Pete and me."If anyone else is trying to be like us, they should stop now."I liked Chantelle in the Big Brother house, but get a job now."Let's see if you can do something."

Ok now i know the lovely len has already ranted on about the detestable Katie Price so I'll try and keep this short....
BUT
HOW EGOCENTRIC IS THIS - why would anyone WANT to be a couple like her and the ugly andre (to think i used to buy his records when i was younger....eugh, eugh, eugh)
They got together after a reality tv show so anyone who does the same is apparently trying to copy them??
Surely this would be the very LAST thing on anyones mind?
"There's no other couple like me and peter" - well i should hope not - i just hope there aren't any little s out there hoping to be jordan when they're older - and there are probably hundreds but ah well.

Also "get a job and lets see if you can do something"
how HYPOCRITICAL is that?
I mean what's jordan famous for? flashing her unaturally ballooned chest?
personally i don't call that particularly talented.......at least chantelle hasn't had to sink to quite that level to get her 60 seconds of fame.
I mean for what its worth (and don't think i'm too great a fan of chantelle's either) chantelle has proved she can sing, dance and act badly and fool a bunch of D-Listers that she's one of them.
and is now trying to create a career in the media for herself.

So all in all jordan should just shut her mouth and leave the subject well alone, retreat from the public eye and do whatever she wants with the rest of her life but whatever she does....
STOP TRYING TO INTEREST THE GENERAL PUBLIC IN HERSELF, HER CHEST AND HER OPINIONS
and everything else for that matter

But maybe she's actually a really nice person who genuienely believes people are trying to copy her and peter's relationship and i should be the one backing down
but i'll never know
so don't try and persuade me otherwise

Man i think me and 'mael should set up a "we jordan" club
a bit like the "The society for the protection of elfish welfare" in Harry Potter

only different

I'll keep my ears to the ground and my eyes to the sky

Waiting for the return of everyone from DofE
Joy
In the meantime I must finish my biology coursework
i should also be revising but laziness prevails
i need a kick in the backside
by someone other than my mother

Thank u to every1 who came to my sleepover
Sorry for general lack of organisation
My mother has already mentioned organising my 18th birthday party
Seriously organisation seems to go from one extreme to the other
It must be in my genes!

But that would be deterministic - which isn't good
You see I am revising - previous piece of info is straight out of the psychology syllabus
Well not that specific example
but youknowwhatimean

Which reminds me
i must buy physics and psychology revision guides
argh
i don't like exams

Enough rambling
*bows to thin air and wanders off muttering about the weather*

Four reasons not to get ridiculously drunk with friends....and a joke

:P

A lady was on a plane arriving from USA. She found herself seated next to a nice priest, to whom she said, "Excuse me, Father, could I ask a favor?""Of course! What can I do for you?"

"Here's the problem... I bought myself a new hair remover instrument for which I paid an huge amount of money. I have really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under your cassock?"

Father said "Of course I can, my child, but I will not lie.""You have such an honest face, I am sure they will not ask you any question," and she gave him the hair remover.

The aircraft arrived at its destination. When the priest presented himself to customs he was asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?""

From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my son," he replied.Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked, "

"And from the sash down, what do you have?"

The priest replied, "I have a marvelous little instrument there destined for use by women, but which has never been used."

Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said, "Go ahead Father Next One!"

i.........

i miss: chocolate
i want: to have a provisional licence
i have: faith
i fear: living a mediocre life
i play: the trumpet
i hear: Kick start - clap your hands and stomp your feet!
i care: deeply
i smile: a lot
i wonder: how people can live without JC
i love: life!!
i think: too much
i always: wonder at the beauty of creation
i am not: 16 any more!
i sing: wholeheartedly
i wish: AS levels were over with
i keep: the people i love close to my heart
i can: read and write!
i can't: ride a bicycle (not a proper one)
i write: nothing and everything
i won: a box of indoor fireqorks (when i was younger)
i lost: the game
i smell: lovely :P
i confuse: avni and anji - i do no who is who i just start saying the wrong name (promise!)
i need: no stress, someone to do my work for me, my wisdom teeth to stop causing me trouble!!

Well thats my contribution to blogging for the day
Not really in the mood
Its nice and sunny
I'm going to go and feed the fish

HAPPY THE DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY BIRTHDAY TO ME

So the day before yesterday was my birthday - my mummy had cruelly gone away but much fun was had anyway I got:
12 Stones album which i have wanted for agges so was nice

A LOT of money for driving lessons hehe (not that the dvla has been nice and sent me my provisional yet the pernickerty so and so's)

Michael McGoldrick album - no i hadn't heard of him either - apparently i mentioned to my dad that i liked one of his songs while listening to a radio show my dad had on - so now i am sitting here listening to some nice folk music - which makes a change(!!)

Board-shorts
A biig costco cake with lots and lots of lovely icing!
A new bag from GAP
KT Tunstall accompaniment book - the pieces are darn hard to play though!
A pretty purple bracelet
A CAR - a red mini!!
There is 0ne disadvantage though......







It fits in my handbag.......
well u see i asked my sister for a car for my birthday
so a car i got
you see

I should rele have blogged yesterday but wasn't in the mood at all so i didn't
Looking forward to seeing evry1 at Fraddy's party 2nite!

Btw
Rose
Elena
This is your invitation to a sleepover at mine on thursday eve.........i no its kinda late notice but disorganisation has recently become my middle name just soyouknow...........dont worry abt pressies or anything but wood like to have sumthing to celebrate my bday a bit coz its bin wierd not rele doin anything - tho i am gonna hv 2 get used to it once i get past 21 lol!

Let me no asap and stuff - poss 2nite?!

Cu later m'dears