OK i am bored – i challenge you to read ALL of this

001. What is your name? Kathryn
002. Spell your name backwards: nyrhtak
003. Date of birth: 02/04/89
004. Male or female? Female
005. Astrological sign: Aries
006. Nicknames: Kat, Katticus, Kat-man
007. Occupation: Student
008. Height: 5"5-5"6
009. Weight: normal
010. Hair color: light brown/dark blonde
011. Eye color: blue
012. Where were you born? st peters hospital, chertsey
013. Where do you reside now? england
014. Age: 16
015. Screen names: errr many
016. E-mail addy: kulkat2@hotmail.com
017. What does your screen name stand for?errrr????
018. What is your livejournal name? don't have one
019. What does your Blurty name stand for? errr
020. Pets: 2 cats and trillions of reproducing fishies
021. Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake? 17.....except technically i didn't have candles on it this year!
022. Piercings? 2, one in each ear
023. Tattoo's? None
024. Shoe size: 6/7
025. Righty or lefty? Righty
026. Wearing: Denim skirt and tourquiose strap top
027. Hearing: There is a Song - Phatfish
028. Feeling: Tired
029. Eating/drinking: Gum
~Girls/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff~
030. Have you ever been in love? not truly and properly no
031. How many people have you told "I love you"? my parents, my sis, my bestie friendies, god
032. How many people have you been in love with? had one intense crush a while ago so one i guess
033. Does someone in your family wear a toupee? no
034. Do you have any nieces or nephews? no
035. Are your parents divorced? no
036. Do you have step parents? no
037. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family? well they only disowned him for a few years so no not rele
038. If so for what? er.....
039. Did some of your family come to America from another country? No....considering i'm not in the US right now lol

~Music Stuff~
040. What song do you swear was written about you or your life? erm at one point i thought if you're not the one by daniel bedingfield (yea yea i no) was written about my life but i think that restored by jeremy camp is prob the one that sounds like my life story.
041. What's the most embarrasing cd you own? errr not rele sure probably steps cds.
042. What's the best cd you own? too many to name - i only rele buy cds if i rele like them.
043. What song do you absolutely hate? maybe by emma bunton - something about it seriously bugs me
044. Do you sing in the shower? Sometimes if a really good song comes on Capital (which i listen to in the shower)
045. What song reminds you of that special someone? bon jovi - wanted dead or alive
~Okay, I Name An Artist And You Give A Lyric From Any One Of Their Songs!~
046. Pink: if god is a dj, life is a dancefloor love is the rhythm you are the music - or something like that!
047. Aerosmith: I could stay awake just to hear you breathing
048: Madonna: music makes the ppl come together
049. Korn: er...
050. Backstreet Boys: All you ppl can't you see, can't you see how your loves affecting our reality
051. The Beatles: all you need is love
052. Sublime: errrr
053. J.Lo: Used to have a little now i have alot no matter where i go i know where i came from
054. *Nsync: bye, bye, bye
055. Limp Bizkit: Keep rollin, rollin, rollin
056. Britney Spears: Oops, I did it again.
057. Creed: no idea
058. Enrique Iglesias: i can be your hero baby, i can kiss away the pain
059. Good Charlotte: girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money
060. Christina Aguilera: You’re beautiful in every single way
061. New Found Glory: ermmmm
062. Kelly Clarkston: because of you i never stray too far from the sidewalk.
063. Kelly Osbourne: no idea
064. Mandy Moore: i wanna be with you (from centre stage)
065. Eve: no idea
066. Aaliyah: if at first you don't succeed, you gotta pick urself up and try again
067. Nelly: ride with me
068. Alicia Keys: I keep on falling in and out of love with you
069. Incubus: Sometimes I feel the fear of uncertainty stinging clear and I can't help but ask myself how much I'll let my fear take the wheel and steer
~Favorites~
067. Color: blue
068. Food: chinese, chocolate, junk, roast, stir-fry
069. Song: Too many
070. Show: friends, er, spooks, masterchef goes large
071. School subject: psychology or biology
072. Band/singer: varies atm prob switchfoot
073. Animal: cats, dolphins, donkeys
074. Outfit: dunno
075. Radio station: don't listen to radio very much bt capital or virgin
076. Movie: 2many
077. Pair of shoes: trainers, prob converse
078. Cartoon: well dont have one atm but used to be pokemon LOL
079. Actor: jon heder,orlando bloom, heath ledger, noah wyle, channing tatum
080. Actress: parminder nagra, kiera knightley, sandra bullock, julia stiles, reese witherspoon
081. Potato chip: salt and vinegar
082. Drink: cranberry juice, lemonade, smoothie, hot choc, mocha, herbal teas. Fave alky drinks are wine and beer (pref bitter)
084. Holiday: suuuummer
085. Perfume/cologne: Fantasy – Britney Spears
086. Pizza topping: tuna and sweetcorn
087. Jello flavor: dont no
088. Lunch meat: what? er....dunno
089. Board game: cluedo
090. Video game: ssx tricky and crash team racing.
Website: dunno, 2many
092. Book: the bible, time travellers wife, facedown
093. Computer game: Theme Hospital (lol) or Sims
094. Number: Don't have one
095. Cereal: Porridge, muesli and cornflakes, weetabix
096. Comedian: does stephen fry count as a comedian??
097. Dessert: Anything chocolate
098. Disney character: TIGGER
099. Clothing store: don't have one
100. Pastime: BLOGGING, youth group, ignoring work
101. Teacher: mrs husselberry, mrs synge, mrs white, dr harris, mrs owens, mrs ralph, mrs reynolds (last three from old school)
102. Childhood toy: "pinky" my cuddly pink toy elephant
103. Carnival game/ride: dunno
104. Candy bar: candy bar???
105. Magazine: don't really buy them much
106. Salad dressing: vinegarette
107. Thing to do on the weekend: Sleep in, shop, church, youth group
108. Hot drink: hot choc
109. Season: Summer
10. Sport to watch: athletics, paralympics, tennis, gymnastics
111. Person to talk to online: Charli Williamson
~Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits~
112. What color are your sheets? Pale Blue (atm)
113. What color are your bedroom walls? Dark blue/lilac
114. Do you have posters on your wall? no
115. If so of what?
116. Do you have a tv in your bedroom? I wish
117. How many pillows are on your bed? 1
118. What do you normally sleep in? pjs
119. Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: baggy black t-shirt and pink, baggy trackies
120. What size bed do you have? boring old single
121. Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed? normal
122. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom? no
123. Do you listen to music while trying to fall asleep? Sometimes
124. Describe the last nightmare you had: It was on sunday night, i was workin in lloyds when armed robbers came in and we all had to stay hidden and try and get out the back door - was scary
125. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?Jst mi fave toy from when i was little (see above)
126. How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed? Prob only one but could manange two.
127. Do you sleep in any unusual positions? I like sleeping on my front - as far as i can tell thats pretty unusual
128. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling? nope - thank goodness!
129. Do you snore? no - unless i have a really bad cold
130. How about drool? sometimes (i'm trusting most of u wont have bothered to read this far!) lol
131. Do you have an alarm clock in your room? my stereo yeah
132. What color is the carpet in your room? Blue
133. What's under your bed?bit of junk n sum plastic storage boxes with random stuff in them
~This or that~
134. beach/mountains: Beach
135. Donuts/bagels: Both
136. Day/night: Night!!
137. Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: Whats the diff? the one with flying monkeys anyways
138. Heaven/hell: heaven
139. Make love/have sex: Make love
140. Coffee/tea: neither
141. Britney/Christina: Neither
142. Swiss cheese/american cheese: No contest, swiss
143. Real World/Road Rules: Neither
144. Backstreet Boys/*Nsync: erm......thats a harder one....backstreet boys
145. Silver/gold: not sure
146. Nike/Adidas: Adidas
147. McDonalds/Taco Bell: McD, nvr been to taco bell
148. Sweet/sour: depends
149. Punk/emo: dunno
150. Hot/cold: in between
151. Winter/summer: Summer
152. Spring/fall: fall
153. Operas/plays: Plays never been to the opera
154. Read/watch tv: not sure depends on my mood
155. Cd's/tapes: CDs
156. Dvd's/vhs: Both
157. Old/new: New
158. Shorts/skirts: Skirts I guess, depends
159. Pink/red: Pink
160. Colored pictures/black and white photos: Both are good
161. Meat/vegetables: Meat but both
162. Mexican food/chinese food: Chinese
163. Commercials/infomercials: whats the diff? they're both crap
164. Scary movies/comedies: comedies
165. Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: Bikinis i think but depends how i feel
166. Sandals/tennis shoes: sandals
167. Dogs/cats: Cats
168. Unicorns/fairies: Fairies - will not follow in mr casleys wierdness
169. Water/land: both
170. Sugar/spice: Sugar
171. Black/white: Black
172. ribbons/bows: Ribbons
173. Chicken/beef: chicken
174. Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights: coloured
175. Cars/trucks: cars
176. Austin Powers/James Bond: james bond
178. Popcorn/pretzels: Popcorn
179. Hip/hop: dunno
180. Passionate kiss/peck: Depends on the person
181. WWE wrestling/real wrestling: Neither
182. Back rub/foot massage: Both
183. Picture frames/photo albums: albums
184. Pens/pencils: Pens
~What Is Your Opinion Of The Following~
185. Eminem: needs to move on from the past
186. Virgins: rock on!
187. Gardens: low maintainence please
188. The Osbournes: get over it
189. Reality TV: mindless, pointless and boring
190. J.Lo: Waay 2 many marriages
191. Rap music: ok....sometimes
192. Emo music: ermm depends what u mean by emo music
193. Valentine's Day: romantic, a surefire way of making single people unhappy (in most cases)
194. Christina Aguilera's comeback: what comeback?
195. Homosexuals: Fine its ure life but if we were meant to be that way God would have designed us that way.
196. Abortion: OK there are some circumstances (i.e. rape) when i think this is ok but a baby should NOT be aborted if it is disabled because disabled people can and do lead full and happy lives, also the effects of having an abortion are long-term for the woman – not only physically but psychologically. I think the laws are too lax but at the end of the day its a personal choice, although personally i could never live with myself if i had an abortion.
197. Inter-racial relationships: fine
198. Murder: should not warrant the death penalty – judgement is God's to decide
199. Death: is inevitable and will be a release
200. Obesity: is disturbing, people need to lose weight
201. Pre-marital sex: lets put it this way, to give your virginity to your husband/wife is a very special gift, sex was created for marriage.
202. Terrorism: I understand why people are angry but terroism is just the wrong way to go about getting attention.
203. Pornography: rapes the mind
204. Fortune tellers: Codswallop
205. Threesomes: gross
206. Prostitution: is degrading to women and ruins women's lives. A symptom of a fallen world
207. Politics: “in a sad way everywhere”
208. Country music: is interesting
209. George W. Bush: is the most dangerous leader on this planet (except Mugabe)
210. Cloning: why?
211. Britney's boobs: dude it doesn't matter as long as you stil have yours (lol jokes)
212. Gas prices in America: a lot cheaper than here but they are the ones expoiting poorer countries and ruining the environment for it (we do that do but to a lesser extent)
~Name Game~ What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?.
213. Jack: and Jill went up the hill
214. Tiffany: breakfast at
215. Ben: Nevis
216. Maria: West Side Story
217. Jennifer: anniston
218. Nicole: richie
219. Amy: Toast
220. Adam: horse-riding (long story.....basically i couldn't remember his name...)
221. Richard: workaholic (no idea why!)
222. Justin: timberlake
223. Arnold: schwarzanegger (or however u spell it)
224. Tom: also horse-riding....
225. Melissa: Joan Hart
226. Charlotte: church
227. Harold: neighbours
228. John: crush
229. Joel: good charlotte
230. Vanessa: carlton
231. Michelle: childminder (no idea!)
232. Kevin: princess diana (dont worry just my mind and its weird links)
233. Brent: cross
234. Jake: onions (again long story)
235. Billy: st cuthberts
236. Sarah: govey (childhood friend)
237. Natalie: blonde
238. Christi: mary-kay
239. Nick: Dad
240. Linda: Glasses (no idea!)
241. Taylor: posh
242. Jordan: michael
243. Jamie:cullum
244. Adrian: White Lodge
~Have You Ever....~
245. Mooned anyone? No
246. Been on a diet? No
247. Been to a foreign country? Yes
248. Broken a bone? No
249. Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling? No
250. Swear at a teacher? No
251. Talked to a xanga member via e-mails or instant messages? No
252. Got in a fight? Verbal lol
253. Dated a teacher? No!!!!!!!!!!!!!
254. Laughed so hard you peed your pants? Yes when i was A LOT younger
255. Thought about killing your enemy? No – i dont have the nerve to be a killer
256. Gone skinny dipping? Yea!
257. Met another Blurty member in the flesh? Blurty???
258. Told a little white lie? Yeah
259. Told a secret you swore not to tell? Maybe – dont think so tho
260. Stolen anything? Maybe a pen from school but other than that no
261. Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid? No
262. Been on TV? Yeah
263. Been on the radio? Have been mentioned once
264. Been in a mosh pit? No – i think i would spend the whole time being crushed and trodden on
265. Been to a concert? Yes
266. Dated one of your best friends? No
267. Loved someone so much it makes you cry? Yes
268. Decieved somebody close to you? nah dnt think so
269. Broken the law? No
270. Been to a rodeo? No
271. Been on a talk show? No
272. Been on a game show? No
273. Been on an airplane? yes
274. Got to ride on a firetruck? Yes
275. Came close to dying? Yeah
276. Cheated on a bf/gf? No
277. Gave someone a piggy back ride? Once – my sister – it didn't work – haven't tried since
278. Terrorized a babysitter? Never! Prob without realising it :P
279. Made a mud pie? No
280. Had a dream that our falling off a cliff? Yes
281. Snuck out of the house at night? No282. Been so drunk you don't remember your name? No
283. Had an eating disorder? No
284. Felt like you didn't belong? Yeah
285. Felt like the 3rd wheel? Huh
286. Smoked? No
273. Done drugs? No
274. Been arrested? No
275. Had your tonsils removed? No
276. Gone to camp? Yes been camping properly and on a residental camp i.e. In a building aswell
277. Won a bet?
278. Written a love letter? No
279. Gone out of your way to be with the one you love? Yes
280. Written a love poem? No
281. Kissed in the rain? No
WHAT HAPPENED TO QUS 282-381?!
382. Slow danced with someone you love? No
383. Participated in cyber sex? No
384. Faked an orgasm? No
385. Stolen a kiss? er....no
386. Asked a friend for relationship advice? haha only my best friends
387. Had a friend steal your bf/gf? No
388. Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love? No
389. Gotten a speeding ticket? cant drive....yet!
390. Done jail time? No
391. Had to wear a uniform to work? Yea – argh the ghastly green trousers
392. Won a trophy? No
393. Thrown up in public? er......no
394. Bowled a perfect game? hahaha no, that requires skill, something i deff lack
395. Failed/got held back? nah but ive failed tests lol
396. Got perfect attendance in grade school? Yeah once
397. Roasted pumpkin seeds? no
398. Taken ballet lessons? For two weeks of my life yes!!
399. Attempted suicide? No
400. Cut yourself? by accident
~Childhood Stuff~
401. Did you play with Barbies? Course, isn't tht like a right of passage?
402. Did you own Treasure Trolls? No
403. Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210? No...
404. Did you play Simon? As in “simon says” yes
405. Did you watch Fraggle Rock? Er what on earth?
406. Did you wet the bed? Lol NO
407. Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed?no
408. Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them? hahahahahahaha no!
409. Were you shy? Yea – what little kid isn't?
410. Were you spoiled? No
411. Were you abused? i used to get smacked but thats not rele abuse
412. Did you go to the circus? Yes
413. Did you go to the zoo? Yes
414. Were you in a car accident? No
415. Did you build snowmen? Yes
416. Did you cry when you scraped your knee? Yes, many many times
417. Were your older cousins mean to you? No
418. Did you think slinkies were cool? Yeah all the way!
419. Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer? haha no
420. Were you afraid of the dark? A little bit
422. Did you have New Kids On The Block sheets, curtains, sleeping bags, dolls and pajamas? No - still don't know who/what they are!!
423. Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany? What on earth is this question?
424. Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy? haha used to til i was like 7/8
~Randomness~
425. Do you believe in aliens? Not really sure – don't think so – i'm gonna need a lot of persuading! 426. Name three things that are next to your computer: fone, my chemistry file, pens
427. Do you have any hidden talents? remembering pointless information
428. Do you wish MTV would play music videos? Dont have MTV so rele don't care.
429. If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be? Romantic comedy or comedy
430. What would your movie star name be? Rachel Joy
431. Do you play any sports? Yea; dodgeball, badminton are the main two – not rele a v.sporty person
432. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen? I scare waay to easily lol but prob Hangmans Curse as its one of the only scary ones i've been persuaded to watch
433. What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently? She's The Man – soo funny and totally fit male lead lol
435. Do you drive? Yes ....with an instructor
436. What is your dream car? Mini i think but not rele sure
437. Do you think your good looking? Not rele
438. Do others think you are good looking? ask them
439. Would you ever sky dive? Yes! definately440.
Do you believe in Bigfoot? No
441. How many rooms do you have in your house? 14
442. Are you afraid of roller coasters? Yes a little bit
443. Do you own a computer? Yes this slow Windows 98 laptop
444. Do you go outside? Obv, what kinda qu is that?
445. Do you read? YES
446. Do you believe in fairies? No
447. Do you own a pooltable? No but i love pool even though I'm crap
448. Do you have a pool? No
449. Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen? Yes
450. Do you like chocolate? Yeah i loooove it, maybe a bit too much
451. Who/what is on your 2005 calendar? Kittens
452. How many U.S. states have you been to? 1
453. Ever wished on a shooting star? never seen one
454. Best Halloween costume you ever wore? Dressed up as an awesome pumpkin with a homemade tshirt
455. Do you carry any weapons on you? Not normally :P
456. What is your weakness? Laziness, chocolate
457. Name something you can't get enough of: music i like, worshipping God, chocolate, holiday, hugs, being around my bestest mates
458. Describe yourself in 3 adjectives: caring, smiley, odd
459. How many kids do you want to have? If i get married: 2 or 3, if i don't get married: none
460. Future daughters names: First names: Caschelle, Rachel, Esther, Lily, Hannah, Sarai, Marieta, Marion. Middle names: Rebecca, May, Helen, Louise, Anna
461. Future sons names: First names: Asher, Jeremy, Jared, Matthew, Daniel Middle names: Jon, Luke.....is it sad that i have lists of suggestions??
462. What is your ideal way to die? With dignity
463. How do you release stress? Listen to loud music, punch pillows, cry, scream, shout, slam doors.
464. Are you a trendy person? No
465. Are you an artisitic person? I'm creative but i def can't draw so i guess that would be a no
466. Are you a realistic person?depends on the subject, i am not at all realistic on somethings but am more so on others, cant say i'm particular realistic overall.
467. Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off? no too much effort
468. Are you a strong person? Sort of, but like everyone i have weaknesses
469. Are you a strong willed person? I'm always told i'm stubborn so yea i suppose so!
470. Who is the last person to e-mail you? last proper email? Rachel Elliott
471. Who is the last person to IM you? Charli Williamson i think – been a while
472. Do you hate chain e-mails? Mostly some are ok tho
473. Are you a deep sleeper? Fairly
474. Are you a good story teller? depends what im telling
475. What do you believe is your best quality? Not rele sure
476. What is your greatest accomplishment? Bronze dofe and drama diploma – tho not 100% sure that i passed that yet (just 99.5% sure :P)
477. Do you like to burn candles or incense? candles, so peaceful and helps me to focus and be still
478. Do you do yoga? No
479. Do you have your own credit card? No
480. Let's say you win the lotto. Give most/all of it to charity
481. Do you have a check book? No
482. Do you like your driver? do i like my parents? hah i guess 95% of the time
483. Do you tan easily? No i do lobster impressions well tho!
484. What color is your hair naturally? Light brown/dark blonde
485. How many fillings do you have? Had 2 in my milk teeth but none atm (fingers crossed – i hate having dental work doing)
486. How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit? None
487. Worst feeling in the world? Lonliness, feeling like everythings gone wrong, spiritual dryness
488. Best feeling in the world? Giggling, peace and joy that come from the Lord
489. Is the glass half empty or half full? Half full
490. Last thing you downloaded? Dont download – its illegal
491. Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life? Occansionally i think “lol” but have never said it aloud
492. What do you think people think of you? I hope they see me as different from the norm, loving and caring but i'm almost certain that perfect image isn't maintained!
493. Are you a likeable person? ask someone else
494. Do you need therapy? Physiotherapy? Yes, a lot, Stress innoculation training: most definitely
495. Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance? No
496. What the best way to be proposed to? er...romantically duh :P
497. What kind of movie would you star in? isn't this like that other qu?
498. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? or up sex? Lol def Fed UP
499. When are you moving? out of the house...when i go to uni.
500. What's your favorite phrase? Dude! Like, no way, oh rubbish, oodles and prob quite a few others which i can't think of right now.....

I have descended to a higher level of wierdness

Anyone else feeling the slightly contradictory theme of the title?
I am excessively tired and have been since the end of Diploma
BUT ITS ALL OVER
I HAVE TUESDAY EVENINGS BACK TO MYSELF AGAIN
Exams are looming
I am swimming in revision
I wore jeans today coz i had driving
and am now regretting that decision
I am boiled
Driving was good
Slightly nerve-wracking
Stalled twice; once at a junction, once while stopping so he could talk theory at me
Keep forgetting to get off the gas when changing gears
but feel alot more comfortable and relaxed which is kwl
This is my second weekend of not working and it feels gooood
am going for a bike ride (2moro morning that is)

Must go catch my train
laters chappies
hehe

I want to be a difference-maker not a space-waster

Damn exams
PLEASE WON'T SOMEONE TAKE THEM AWAY

It is Diploma on Tuesday
Downey told me she was more nervous than all of us together
i personally don't agree with that
but Downey looked so flustered i didn't bother to press my point
not that i would ever argue with downey anywys
it would be rather like arguing with a black hole
not sure how that one works
but nevermind

Stupid bio teachers giving me my coursework back four days before it has to be sent to the board
i mean i'm kinda glad i have another chance to change it
but they sure do chose their momments

Other than that life is ok
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY DAD
not that he even reads this but hey!
I got him a silver memory stick
his old one broke see
however it has SWPS emblazoned across it in lime green LOL
so i'm gonna offer him the chance to swop it with me for my plain dark blue one
can't wait to see his face!

Must go - lunch is calling

Well i found it!

Here i am on my faithful slow old laptop
which was found lurking in the corner of my dad's study
for some obscure reason
i still haven't decently started revision and am behind on homework
i really am supposed to be more organised at this stage
this is crap
i can't expect to get A's (or even B's) if i do no work now, can i?!

In other news
Went to The Bodies Exhibition with Anji and Hannah on Mon
was ABSOLUTELY AMAZING
we spent like twice the amount of time we had planned to in there trying to absorb it all

i was soo exhausted afterwards - walking slowly in the semi-darkness reading lots and lots of stuff and gazing in awe at the intricacy of the human body was exhausting for some reason

we all had some trouble staying awake on the journey home

We SURVIVED - rose has already jubilated but i feel the need for somemore specially as Bachelor won't shutup about me being such a wonderful supporting actress!
Honestly i have no idea how to take compliments about my acing its such an unknown phonemon (no idea how u spell that!)

I had my first driving lesson which went really well even though i clutch the steering wheel like my life depends on it and try and force the gearstick into the gears! everything else has seemed to have gone well so far!

Must go Mrs Leese time is here

Investigation of the clickety button

Testimony of Team Ron
Hmmm, thought i'd investigate this little clickety thing at the top of the page as i have always wanted to find out what it does!
I am trying to delay sleep so as not to have any nightmares about downey or all the things that could go wrong with diploma
i rele don't no why i'm so freaking worried

Anyway i would just like to say that, I, Kat Ball, love all the members of TeamRon very nearly and dearly and would like to officially invite you to a dodgeball tournament on the 20th of May in aid of Christian Aid (suggested donation £5)
and if we win we get medals and a cup
if we not i dunno
bt i think it would be a laugh
so plz come!
o and btw maddy, mary edwards from your cadets group will be ther as well, she sed to say hi lol

I hope this appears in the place it is meant to appear
though i have no idea where that is!
Luv n hugs
Kat xox

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

I AM REALLY, REALLY,REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY EXCITED
because i got my provisional licence and an possible/almost definite instructor today

O YEAH LOOK AT ME
I have been bouncing around all evening despite scathing remarks and complaints from my darlin sis who can't see the funness of it all and wants me to shut up! (like she can talk!)

i know several of you guys have passed this milestone but this doesn't and won't mar my own bounciness

i'm gonna have a cool weekend as well all that remains is to get successfully through the rest of this week which is the reason for me dashing off now in an attempt to finish some of the pile of work i have to do!

there is unfortunately one downside:
the picture is spectacularly crap!
but
I'M STILL BOUNCING

My heart cries out for more of you

Well

JOY - the way my priorities should be
Right now

I am....
stressing out about a lot of things....
exams
revision
my lack of motivation
the theme for the meeting i am helping to set up at church
the tickets for Diploma
the sheer amount of things i need to organise in the next few weeks
uni's
amount of homework i have to do

other than that

there isn't much else
once diploma is over things will be better
but not by much as exams are creeping closer
i wish i had a watch which i could freeze time with
in fact i think about that a lot
"Bernards Watch" definitely inspired me a lot when i was younger




la de da
its amazing how blogging makes you feel just better sumtimes!

you WHAT?

Ok, i was just minding my own business, reading emails, finishing biology homework and being astounded that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have named their daughter, Suri - which means rose, princess, pickpocket and is the name of the Scientology founder's pet parrot
Man he just had to get it in there somewhere didn't he!

When I stumbled across the following article on the entertainment section of msn:
Jordan has laid into Celebrity Big Brother winner Chantelle.She attacked the star after 22-year-old Chantelle announced she was tying the knot with Ordinary singer Preston, 24.Jordan told Heat magazine: "Preston and Chantelle - I'm sick to of reading that they're getting married ... It's boring now.The couple became engaged just three months after leaving the Celebrity Big Brother house, where they first met. She told Heat: "There's no other couple like Pete and me."If anyone else is trying to be like us, they should stop now."I liked Chantelle in the Big Brother house, but get a job now."Let's see if you can do something."

Ok now i know the lovely len has already ranted on about the detestable Katie Price so I'll try and keep this short....
BUT
HOW EGOCENTRIC IS THIS - why would anyone WANT to be a couple like her and the ugly andre (to think i used to buy his records when i was younger....eugh, eugh, eugh)
They got together after a reality tv show so anyone who does the same is apparently trying to copy them??
Surely this would be the very LAST thing on anyones mind?
"There's no other couple like me and peter" - well i should hope not - i just hope there aren't any little s out there hoping to be jordan when they're older - and there are probably hundreds but ah well.

Also "get a job and lets see if you can do something"
how HYPOCRITICAL is that?
I mean what's jordan famous for? flashing her unaturally ballooned chest?
personally i don't call that particularly talented.......at least chantelle hasn't had to sink to quite that level to get her 60 seconds of fame.
I mean for what its worth (and don't think i'm too great a fan of chantelle's either) chantelle has proved she can sing, dance and act badly and fool a bunch of D-Listers that she's one of them.
and is now trying to create a career in the media for herself.

So all in all jordan should just shut her mouth and leave the subject well alone, retreat from the public eye and do whatever she wants with the rest of her life but whatever she does....
STOP TRYING TO INTEREST THE GENERAL PUBLIC IN HERSELF, HER CHEST AND HER OPINIONS
and everything else for that matter

But maybe she's actually a really nice person who genuienely believes people are trying to copy her and peter's relationship and i should be the one backing down
but i'll never know
so don't try and persuade me otherwise

Man i think me and 'mael should set up a "we jordan" club
a bit like the "The society for the protection of elfish welfare" in Harry Potter

only different

I'll keep my ears to the ground and my eyes to the sky

Waiting for the return of everyone from DofE
Joy
In the meantime I must finish my biology coursework
i should also be revising but laziness prevails
i need a kick in the backside
by someone other than my mother

Thank u to every1 who came to my sleepover
Sorry for general lack of organisation
My mother has already mentioned organising my 18th birthday party
Seriously organisation seems to go from one extreme to the other
It must be in my genes!

But that would be deterministic - which isn't good
You see I am revising - previous piece of info is straight out of the psychology syllabus
Well not that specific example
but youknowwhatimean

Which reminds me
i must buy physics and psychology revision guides
argh
i don't like exams

Enough rambling
*bows to thin air and wanders off muttering about the weather*

Four reasons not to get ridiculously drunk with friends....and a joke

:P

A lady was on a plane arriving from USA. She found herself seated next to a nice priest, to whom she said, "Excuse me, Father, could I ask a favor?""Of course! What can I do for you?"

"Here's the problem... I bought myself a new hair remover instrument for which I paid an huge amount of money. I have really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under your cassock?"

Father said "Of course I can, my child, but I will not lie.""You have such an honest face, I am sure they will not ask you any question," and she gave him the hair remover.

The aircraft arrived at its destination. When the priest presented himself to customs he was asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?""

From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my son," he replied.Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked, "

"And from the sash down, what do you have?"

The priest replied, "I have a marvelous little instrument there destined for use by women, but which has never been used."

Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said, "Go ahead Father Next One!"

i.........

i miss: chocolate
i want: to have a provisional licence
i have: faith
i fear: living a mediocre life
i play: the trumpet
i hear: Kick start - clap your hands and stomp your feet!
i care: deeply
i smile: a lot
i wonder: how people can live without JC
i love: life!!
i think: too much
i always: wonder at the beauty of creation
i am not: 16 any more!
i sing: wholeheartedly
i wish: AS levels were over with
i keep: the people i love close to my heart
i can: read and write!
i can't: ride a bicycle (not a proper one)
i write: nothing and everything
i won: a box of indoor fireqorks (when i was younger)
i lost: the game
i smell: lovely :P
i confuse: avni and anji - i do no who is who i just start saying the wrong name (promise!)
i need: no stress, someone to do my work for me, my wisdom teeth to stop causing me trouble!!

Well thats my contribution to blogging for the day
Not really in the mood
Its nice and sunny
I'm going to go and feed the fish

HAPPY THE DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY BIRTHDAY TO ME

So the day before yesterday was my birthday - my mummy had cruelly gone away but much fun was had anyway I got:
12 Stones album which i have wanted for agges so was nice

A LOT of money for driving lessons hehe (not that the dvla has been nice and sent me my provisional yet the pernickerty so and so's)

Michael McGoldrick album - no i hadn't heard of him either - apparently i mentioned to my dad that i liked one of his songs while listening to a radio show my dad had on - so now i am sitting here listening to some nice folk music - which makes a change(!!)

Board-shorts
A biig costco cake with lots and lots of lovely icing!
A new bag from GAP
KT Tunstall accompaniment book - the pieces are darn hard to play though!
A pretty purple bracelet
A CAR - a red mini!!
There is 0ne disadvantage though......







It fits in my handbag.......
well u see i asked my sister for a car for my birthday
so a car i got
you see

I should rele have blogged yesterday but wasn't in the mood at all so i didn't
Looking forward to seeing evry1 at Fraddy's party 2nite!

Btw
Rose
Elena
This is your invitation to a sleepover at mine on thursday eve.........i no its kinda late notice but disorganisation has recently become my middle name just soyouknow...........dont worry abt pressies or anything but wood like to have sumthing to celebrate my bday a bit coz its bin wierd not rele doin anything - tho i am gonna hv 2 get used to it once i get past 21 lol!

Let me no asap and stuff - poss 2nite?!

Cu later m'dears

This is the real thing, no rubber bullets now.

19 DAYS TILL CHOCOLATE


JOY, JOY


THE MESSAGE OF EASTER IS MORE THAN JUST HOPE IN CONFUSION IT IS ABOUT HOPE FOR ETERNITY



Teach us to make the most of our time, so that we may grow in wisdom.

Dudes this is so me! (well almost!)

Your Power Color Is Teal

At Your Highest: You feel accomplished and optimistic about the future. At Your Lowest: You feel in a slump and lack creativity. In Love: You tend to be many people's ideal partner. How You're Attractive: You make people feel confident and accepted. Your Eternal Question: "What Impression Am I Giving?"

What's" Your Power Color?

This blog is dedicated to Ishmael as a thanks for trekking through high winds and roaring rainclouds with me to Chertsey today!
I will buy you a packet of mint creams very soon for you to have all by your wonderful self!

As the rest of the day it was rather pointless i'd say

Chemistry assessed practical was abit fun tho....we actually did some work on a Monday morning single which was a bit of a shock to the system i must say

Biology was same old, same old boring Bernard (now is that the right spelling?)

Psychology was a bit wierd, well i mean i realised just how OBSESSED Freud was with sex

And then managed to reach top Aflat on the trumpet which is pretty kwl i'd say!

Then did physics

And went to physics

I don't like phasors

they make near on no sense to me!

Joy to the World has been in my head all day!

And running for the train with my bag hanging open has become a bit of a Monday tradition!

need to stop being distracted!

AM LOVING KT TUNSTALL

now i finally managed to get my mits on a copy of the album (but a real one not a copy lol)

Vorsprung Durch Poppycock

A thought just occured to me.....

I won't have to break the 20m rule until after the Easter holidays




Doesn't that just make you smile?!!

OK so heres to a long overdue blog

I am a bit knackered to be honest - and we are losing an hour's sleep - what is with that??
Couldn't time just wait till the HOLIDAYS?
I blame photons.
which don't exsist
but whatever

This week is going to suck with a capital S
Am panicking majorly about physics coursework
Worried about biology coursework corrections
Glad that in approx 5 weeks time i will no longer be working at Lloyds
And no it wasn't anything nearly as exciting and distressing as being fired.
I'm simply not around enough in the coming months what with exams and the like to justify carrying on
and tho i need money for driving etc
it'll grow on trees (evantually)
:P

Could someone please magic an indepth powerpoint presentation about the use of silicone in prosthetic heart valves out of thin air??

Wouldn't You Rather Be Kat?

Yes so i finally realised that Fati wasn't just making up the slogans and the website was doing it for her!!
Geez talk about slow!

The highlight of the week was the news that rose had to have lift home from the Downey hehe

The Downey that smiles back (i dont think!)

You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Downey LOL

And the ultimate:

Sweet as the Moment When the Downey Went "POP"

I'll let u make of that what you will!
Anyways, the lowlight was MAJOR cravings for chocolate which resulted in severe pessimism!
But i now over that stage and looking forward to a weekend away meeting up with people i haven't seen in a while!!!
Better go finish as much work as possible and then pack
Hope you have a good weekend!
Congrats on to the head-girls team - good on ya! (especially rose as she's the the head-girl who's likely to read this!)
xox

My eyeball is twitching

I kid you not - it is the most irritating bodily happening that i have ever had to endure (except maybe my knee twitching uncontrollably while (trying) to perform on stage)

Well i suppose thats what i get for nearly two-terms of late nights!
Anyways must get on with work
I have realised that i actually did NO work last week
Needless to say it has caught up with me spectactularly!

I think there may be many spelling mistakes in this blog but don't rele care
Sorry Rose
Downey till 5:30 2moro
ARGH!

P.S. Prepare for seriously long blog coming up sometime this week - trust me its taken me a while!

Its official

My sister has become a teenager (shock, shock, horror, horror) she is currently screaming at my dad for polite enquires into how much longer she was gonna b in the bathroom!

I am reassured that i was never quite this bad - and dude - i really hope i wasn't!
Maybe she can blame it on PMT
but u no thats not a decent excuse
according to Dr Harris
but u no whatever
seems like a perfectly adequate explanation to me
that means this screaming phase has to finish by the end of this week right??

ah never mind as long as i have headphones to block out the noise and a blog to escape to i think i can live.

oh yep just got the door slammed because i looked at her and attempted a half-smile

Geez!!

Be sharp with that knife it looks careful

Yes Rose you are never going to be able to say that line again without me grinning broadly in the background
Provided muchly needed entertainment in distraction from Downey's thunderous face!

Anyways
Time for sleep methinks
I'm going to london on sunday to all soul's church yay!




I AM A JESUS FREAK! hehe

Breaking the 20-metre rule far too often for my liking.......

Yes that is right yet again this blogging session is likely to revolve around drama seeing as i have no lovely dofe experiences to write about!
As far as today goes i:
Felt much more tired than neccessary due to being surrounded by exhausted people

Spazzed when i found out i had downey at first rec
and again when i found out i actually had her at lunch
and again when i actually had to go and rehearse my scene with amber in front of her beady little eyes.

And then wondered what al the frickin fuss had been about as she was actually nice (as in she didn't criticise me......which is bliss as far as downey is concerned) but probably means i'm in for it tommorrow night.

Complained loudly about downey to omar which resulted in tori joining in - this was fun as we loudly discussed what a complete baboon downey was and then therapeutically scribbled about how much we hated downey - i could write everything out but i really can't be bothered!! :P

It stopped being fun when i realised that when "push comes to shove" i probably would miss diploma and regret not doing it....but u no i'm happy to push that minor hiccup to the back of my mind and carry on discussing the best way to dispose of downey!

The best suggestion was to dig a hole to australia (or china) and shove downey down (and hope she reached the core of the earth before she reached anything else.
Another less drastic suggestion was to install a cattle grid outside the drama room so she had to stay inside and starve (or possibly climb out a window.....she'd probably get stuck - either scenario would be hilarious!)

I think that's everything
except
there was something else and yet again i have forgotten

I'm really worried about my state of mind at the momment
apathetic is an understatment
i really need to be more motivated if i intend to get decent marks in my AS's
seriously i have done NOTHING this evening
except
browse the net
watch tv
eat
procrastinate
cuddle my gorgeous cat
sent emails
recieved a card from marion - which cheered me up endlessssssly (thank u marion)
and unsuccessfully attempted my sister to chat about her life, decaf and dofe from her homework as she has also been on dofe and i feel like i haven't spoken to her since halfterm - which i havent rele.......seriously my sister can be a geek sometimes
mind you she'll probably go to a better uni
earn more money
have a more satisfying job
blah blah
but i will always have my smile and JC (well she will to but u no what i mean)

i think i'm going to stop now before i delve too deep into the realms of unhappy blogging as i have the distinct feeling that i have become extremely sinicle and lost all feelings of happiness and optimism
except the cheerfullness of getting a card from marion......

ok i am definitely stopping
now



ok
NOW!

and don't forget about the starfish navigation system

Well here are some worrying facts i discovered today!
The new Welsh minister (the top dog) introduced himself by saying
"right you lot, give it up for Wales' leading veteran gagmeister, Rrrrrhodrrri Moooooorgan!"
Apparently he made the Queen laugh - obviously making him the envy of many entertainers *rolls eyes* this stuff actually made headline news!
Such a claim to fame! Another politician falling foul of childhood dreams of entertaining people - after revelations that tony fancied himself as a bit of a mike jagger when he was younger.

The word misguided just doesn't say enough!

Oh and charlotte church is going to have her own chat show on channel 4 (i kid u not)
All because she presented Have I Got News For You three years back!
Apparently her new show will be a mixture will feature "a mix of comedy and celebrity chat"
Just coz she can sing as well as a duck being strangled does not mean the public LIKE her let alone relate to her! And since she's dating the man who's hair knows no gravity - shouldn't she be more worried about what she's going to cook the lump of useless lard for tea anyways??
Three words
SPARE US........PLEASE!

Apart from these useless facts i have:
Inherited more homework to add to the stuff i didn't do last night!
Am constantly chewing gum to distract my stomach from the absence of chocolate
Have cheered up considerably seeing as i am actually vaguely on target for two of my subjects :D
And think that containing my intense urge to laugh extremely loudly at the sight of mrs smith standing at the top of the stairs outside the sixth form centre as i went off to biology - after hearing harrie, rose and rachel's hilarious enactment of "Mrs Creagh's Good Day" was a near disaster!
Honestly I must have looked like a complete idiot with a grin that could rival the cheshire cat plastered across my face!
Mind you i think mrs yarwood's impression of a carnivore ripping the flesh off the bones of its prey just about finished me off - seriously you have no idea the noises and facial expressions she can produce if she wants to!!

Be like a palm tree

Pancakes And Pajamas

Greetings!
I SURVIVED TWO-AND-A-HALF HOURS WITH DOWNEY
this surely dserves a medal for all of us? ja?

I am completely knackered even though i was IN bed at 10:30 last night (which is the earliest i've been to bed for months!)
hmmmm....something tells me that there is still a lurgie in my system somewhere.......

The first thing i did when i got home was change into my pj's (how lazy am i?) and then ate LOTS of yummy pancakes!!
In preparation for the stacks of homework i have (yes even after two days of school! ARGH!) and going cold turkey on chocolate tomorrow for forty days and forty nights - i will try not to moan too much (please kick me if i moan to much.....well at least yell at me!)

Now to the homework!

HAPPY SHROVE TUESDAY TO EVERYONE!

going a leetle bit crazy here chickies!

well hullo there! (how many different variations on the spelling of hello do you think there are??)
i am (most likely going to be) coming to school on Monday - i have been cooped up for faaar 2 long and now i'm feeling (almost) back to normal i am going a bit stir-crazy

I have two more exams to do over the weekend.....which should be interesting as i haven't revised for either of them

In fact the only one i actually fully revised for was chemistry!
Oh and by the way that critical thinking exam did MY HEAD IN!
There were faar 2 many questions about GM crops - in fact there were too many questions in general - i really don't no why we bother at all
Well actualy do know but i'd rather ignore the fact that I know

ANYWAYS my life is rather boring at the momment
maybe things will liven up soon
but if it livens up on tuesday evening that is probably going to be a bad thing!!

the better of two evils?

Ok so i didnt go in for my chemistry exam 2day coz i didnt sleep v.well frm 3:30am onward!
I now feel a little bit better than yesters as i am now on (!!) and have the reassurance that i dont have 2 do my exams till at least the end of this week coz they dont want me spreading my lurgie!
This has of course blagged me a few more days revision time (although i would much rather not be ill - trust me)
My mum spoke to Mrs Creagh :/
and left a message on Downey's answer phone as i was too much of a coward to do it myself - i am praying that she got the message and doesn't lay in2 u guys 2 much tomoro! (thank gdness she wasn't planning a run-thru of lady macbeth!)
I'm not allowed to ask any of you stuff about the exams.......well i suppose its allowed 2 ask u how hard u found them (but then i don't rele want to do tht coz i'm scared witless that the chem ppl will say that it was a living nightmare - if any1 has news 2 the contrary let me no........if not then shut up and leave me to assume the worst!)
Hope u guys r all ok - gd luck with all mocks
If any of u hv ideas for interesting blog topics i wood be grateful!!
Oh and if any of u arent in skl/college 2moro then u could give me a call (after 10:00/10:30) coz mi mum is goin out n i am likely 2 get lonely/bored - t'would b muchio appreiciated!

rubbish

i am feeling crap.....wondering whether i have it in me 2 sit a 2 hour chemistry exam....for those of u who saw me on weds u'll no i had a bad cough - well now i'm breathing thru mi mouth coz i cant breathe thru mi nose, hv a pounding headache, am deaf and still coughing
so yeah! wish me luck with trying to get up 2moro morning.....not to mention the fact that i havent revised enough due to feeling 'orrible
argh i need cheering up!

Yours snottily

slow-dancing to michael buble - with a bowl of cornflakes

lol - the only way to start your day methinks!
Anywys hope evry1 is havin an ok time revising.
Looking 4ward 2 seeing lingy (as well as ova ppl 2moro!!)

random quiz

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:	Kat Ball
Birthday:	2nd April
Birthplace:	Chertsey, Surrey
Current Location:	Surrey
Eye Color:	Blue
Hair Color:	light brown/dark blonde
Height:	approx 5"5
Right Handed or Left Handed:	right
Your Heritage:
The Shoes You Wore Today:	None
Your Weakness:	CHOCOLATE
Your Fears:
Your Perfect Pizza:	tuna and sweetcorn
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	good as levels
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	lol
Thoughts First Waking Up:	*groans* whats the time?
Your Best Physical Feature:	eyes or smile
Your Bedtime:	anytime after 10:30!
Your Most Missed Memory:	well if i'm missing it then how would i no?
Pepsi or Coke:	coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:	neither
Single or Group Dates:	depends
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	neither
Chocolate or Vanilla:	chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:	dunno
Do you Smoke:	no
Do you Swear:	sometimes, try not 2
Do you Sing:	yes....not v.well
Do you Shower Daily:	no
Have you Been in Love:	yes
Do you want to go to College:	as in uni....yes
Do you want to get Married:	yes
Do you belive in yourself:	sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness:	sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive:	sort of
Are you a Health Freak:	no
Do you get along with your Parents:	reasonably
Do you like Thunderstorms:	depends
Do you play an Instrument:	yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	yes
In the past month have you Smoked:	no
In the past month have you been on :
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	no - ARGH
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	no - yuck
In the past month have you been on Stage:	no
In the past month have you been Dumped:	no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	no
Ever been Drunk:	no
Ever been called a Tease:	no
Ever been Beaten up:	no
Ever Shoplifted:	no
How do you want to Die:	with dignity
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	doctor
What country would you most like to Visit:	africa
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:	dont mind
Favourite Hair Color:	dont mind
Short or Long Hair:	ditto above
Height:	ditto above
Weight:	skinny (ish)
Best Clothing Style:	casual
Number of I have taken:	??
Number of CDs I own:	too many 2 count
Number of s:	??
Number of s:	??
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	a fair few
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Dudes check this out!

I found this pic while browsing on random blogs - some ppl are v.talented in the pumpkin carving area!




















Marvel at the pure genius!

P.S. ling, elena n rose how does weds eve sound to meet up? Pete's Palace? Let me no what u think/other suggestions

every seconds screams listen to your dreams coz u just can't stop the clock

so after this little insight from one of my favourite EVER artists JAMIROQUAI (rose digs what i'm talking bout......) i have just three words to say (pretty pathetic blog entry i no! i expect to be winning awards from elena-man for this one!)

BIOLOGY COURSEWORK SUCKS

*bows and returns to frantically typing away about pineapple and gelatin*

Heres to a fun yet pointless psychology trip!

The trip to the Freud Mueseum if not a little wierd due to the guy who was trying to be a psychoanalyist and failing miserably!
The Science Museum was fine but plagued by little school-children - though the the cool simulator was pretty good fun (thank you dr harris for not telling us off!)
Got back to school at 3:10 which meant that we could collapse in the 6th form centre feeling as if we had exerted ourselves greatly when we had in fact been sitting down in a coach for far too long.

A feeling of general tiredness was followed by despair when we were informed that Mr Prowse was teaching us for another week because Mrs W. has a viral infection. I cannot believe this!
MRS WHITE COME BACK PLEASE!
Otherwise we are all going to fail the section on waves and if Mr P teaches us quantum as well i think we might all have to kiss decent physics grades good-bye
(not that my minimum predicted grade is anything to boast about anyway!) its not that i dont like Mr P as a person but as a teacher i think he is one of the worst (bar mrs payne and mrs leese - oh and Mrs Windsor - my teacher in Year 4 - i read books in her lessons - learnt a lot more than anyone else - mainly how to hide another book successfully behind the book you're supposed to be doing work in!)
In fact i was so downcast by this news that i actually fell asleep on my bedroom floor within five minutes of getting home - twas a wierd feeling!

Anyways my font has gone very wierd since i wrote my pledge to mrs white - maybe its trying to tell me something??

Need 2 go start preparing for my drama exam 2moro and get some sleep!

how abnormal am i really.....comments appreciated :P

You Are 20% Abnormal

You are at low risk for being a psychopath. It is unlikely that you have no soul. You are at low risk for having a borderline personality. It is unlikely that you are a chaotic mess. You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection. You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement. You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.

How Abnormal Are You?

Stress: the confusion created when ones mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living daylights out of somebody who desperately needs it

We've just started learning about stress in psychology - enjoy!

You might have to highlight the title to see it its a bit screwed up!

A prayer for the stressed

Grant me the serenity to accept the things that i cannot change
the courage to change the things i can't accept
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those i had to kill today because they got on my nerves.

And help me to be careful of the toes i step on today
as they may be connected to the feet i have to kiss tomorrow

Help me to always work at 100%
12% on Monday 23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday

And help me to remember.......
When I'm having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up that,
it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile
and only 4 to extend my arm and smack you in the mouth.

:P

theres oceans in between us but thats not very far....

Hallo again - been quite a while since i blogged!
I've noticed that my blogs quite frequently revolve around miss downey and diploma scrapes and mishaps - so shes not gonna get a mention except to say that i need to become more posh by next week tuesday - but whatever!

I have STACKS of work to do so need to get back to it fairly sharpish!
There were about a million and one things that i wanted to blog about recently but as usual all useful things have evaporated from my mind!
Hannah, tori and i all got to make hot drinks in our physics lesson as a result as having done our experiment correctly first time round (thank you hannah *ahem*) anywys yea twas cool

What days ru free in half-term ling - let me no asap as well as places to meet and films to see....... :D

There was also several things i wanted to mention to rose but now cant remember those either - well except the one thing to ask rents about coming to TAUNTON!

Oh yes and to weese (tho i dunno weather she reads these things) this is my acceptance to be your cross-dressing partner on saturday! cant w8 :P!

work, work, work

Well thats the work i havent been doing folks - i dunno precisely where any of my evenings have gone - its absolutement crazy!
Bio coursework seems to be drawing to a close (although there is still gelatin being digested by bromelain and this current point in time!)
Diploma has been and gone again - i it can be safely said that next week if something goes wrong we are all gonna b in for a big shouting fit! Better start going over my Mon lines for the full run through of Living with Ladee Macbeth!
Anywys
G2g do my essay on forgetting in LTM for psychology
Mocks arent very far away guys........be scared...........be very scared!
o by the way elena if u read this b4 2moro morning plz bring in the article so i can read it and make a point of getting annoyed with the school for using us as an advertising tool - and get used to the bad pic of us :S

*takes refuge behind zimmer frame*

normalness

Well after my wierd blog yesterday i suppose i had blog about something, something a little more normal i mean.......but seeing as there is no definition of normal all i'm going to say is: AMBER FOUND MY LIVING WITH LADY MACBETH SCRIPT YAY!
Good, i think thats about as normal as i'm gonna get :P

P.S. i would also like to mention that i did NOT grope anyone today (just to set the record straight) and rose is taking photographs of herself for her sketchbook (fully-clothed - i might add for u wierdos out ther who immediately presume something other - o w8 no that would b me :S)

P.P.S - oh cumon what did u expect - this is an obsessive chocoholic you're dealing with here!!

drifting

I am currently stuffed full of the delicious wonders of a takeaway (with no MSG i might add!)
Which might give some explaination for the various mistakes i have made while commenting on blogs - including my own!

So apologies to the Team Ron bloggers for leaving the same thing twice and then leaving another comment in an attempt to redeem myself (most likely failing miserably!)
And apologies to rose for making it sound like she should apologise for being irritable, when i was, in fact, referring to myself.

And although this is not an apology i want to warn ling (if she happens to read my blog b4 the comments on her own blog - which is unlikely but what the heck) that the comment i added to her blog is extremely random and somewhat freaky and to not be alarmed - i am assured that my freakiness is one that passes with life so i will not be lumbered with it for more than approx 80 years (all things being well) so this passing blip in time must be discounted as an anomaly in the grander scale of things

So all in all i can make one statment














IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN!

well i dont think so somehow

i have barely done any homework this evening
ARGH!
I had 2 relax 4 about an hour after downey

seriously that woman is deluded!

so yes heres to me and my unproductive evening!

Me and my very interesting day

Well - today has been interesting(not)
Chemistry was fun with budding arsonists steph and i driving hannah a little crazy!
In Biology Bernie was re-united with the title - "worst biology teacher" which i am sure she is thrilled about(!!) specially after boring me senseless!
Dr Harris was feeling more than a little bit mean when she set us an essay and a presentation to the rest of the class by the time this week is out (mind u i have alredy pretty much finished the presentation so i suppose thats ok!)
Physics was cancelled without me knowing so i spent an extra hour sitting around pretending to myself that i was doing some sort of work while listening to music and watching annie having yet more make-up added to her face by Arvina!

I lost and found my lunch pass in a very short space of time, have photocopied my script so that hopefully downey won't notice that i lost it in the first place and am currently being hassled about inviting someone along to a lovely barn dance now that my sister is bringing her boyfriend (o the joys!)

I'm gonna stop blogging now b4 u all die of boredom and hope that u all had more interesting days than i had (which i'm sure u guys who had the joys of drawing a lady in your life drawing class did!)
Am gonna find something interesting to blog about soon - promise!

When this first started off it was just.......particles of blogosphere........creation is inunderstandable

Hello and how do you do - nice to meet u
I havent blogged since monday which of course means i have been working hard (not!!)
The highlight of my day was speaking to MARION! (and finally getting out of work at 5:30 of course!!)
So Marion if ur reading i would like to wish you a very good 14th of January and hope that this 14th January would be blessed with chase-shaped sausages!

As you might have gathered i am feeling just a little bit odd right now ANDDD,,,,,,i love chocolate
For Elena's piece of mind word verication is so that random computers can not add comments which advertise products onto your blog!

And in the end it doesn't even matter

Jump around, jump around, jump up, jump up and get

DOWN

I'm a burning effigy of everything I used to be

Just to let u ppl that dont no an effigy is, in case you dont no (i didnt lol):

A crude figure or dummy representing a hated person or group.
AND/OR
A likeness or image, especially of a person.

I'm thinking that this particular hated person at this current time for quite a few ppl (mainly georgie) will be the downey monsterm but more about that later....

Believe it or not today has been quite an exciting day and i am sad enough to write a list of the random and exciting things i did today in order than giving my normal rambly "I cant really remember what i did but i'll blog anyway" entries (or at least thats what i'm hoping!!)

1st of all i discovered that i could not find my living with lady macbeth which resulted in several profanities being issued and general panic taking hold......i still havent found it but things seem less urgent now that the diploma session is over (as eventful as it was!) and i didnt get my characterisation of Mon ripped apart even tho i had barely practised by words (i have to say that i found this fact quite amazing....even if no one else did!)

I wasted my entire morning of quadruple free by chatting with avni, anji, hannah and libby (in that order) when i actiually had about a trillion and one other things to do which was of course very smart of me!! As a consequence i am not at all on top of any of my homework which is just crap.

Onto lighter topics!

Elena provided me with some appreiciated humour at lunch when she got her trousers stuck on a table when walking into the common room and preceding to drag the table along with her before realising that this has happened and then attempting more than twice to detangle herself from the dastardly table leg unsuccessfully before finally freeing herself!!
Giving me time to chuckle and point at Elena; no doubt causing more humiliation than is neccessary (sorry elena - i do love u rele!)

When i had finished lunching and left the dining hall in the usual hyper state that eating food seems to induce (probably the glucose taking effect!) i was met just outside the y.e. rm by rose laughing very loudly and weese being surprised by the loudness of rose's laugh
Yeah this is random......but for some reason this was a defining momment in my day so i've stuck it in here anyways...........which is a good thing as i will probably be reminding rose of a part of her day that she had forgotton exsisted!!

Weese and Vev then preceded to amuse themselves during PHSE in embarking on a lively debate if Weese's little finger could actually be straightened after 17 years. V however preferred to enertain herself by poking weese n me (note: she only managed to poke me after successfully distracting me with: "oh look theres a bird!") and recieved many slaps in return!

Physics was one farce of a lesson with hannah and i doing pitiful amounts of work and discussing several ridiculous topics (and i am proud to announce that it was not me that made the most wierd and random comments - it was hannah - i think that might just be a first!)

We discussed the fact that lessons 3&4 were most likely to be the most productive lessons of the day......the fact that not very many people have constructive lessons in that time is not our fault (an example of this is critical thinking) and this theory was clarified by vev and vicky giving us a run-down of the lessons they had in lessons 3&4 - all of them highly unproductive!!

On being asked why the concentration supposed to have been available in lessons 3&4 could not have been stored up for use in other lessons hannah was stumped.....so i proffered the hopeless theory that concentration energy could be dissapated as boredom energy, hunger energy, staying awake energy energy etc etc (you get the picture). For some reason this reduced hannah to tears of laughter as usual i was happy to keep her company in her hysterical laughter!

I think this hysterical laughter was partly stemmed from my nervousness about the impending diploma session as i was reduced to asking weese "where are my pills?" in a hopeless attempt to explain my semi-drunk behaviour (my voice was going too far out of its natural range and i couldnt walk very straight) which i then proceeded to demonstrate to rose and rachel o'm by nearly falling flat on my face on the way to the music centre and failing to stand up straight while typing in the code!!
Needless to say i "sobered up" as soon as i was admonished by mrs d for not completing my essay properly - honestly if the woman uses the words "a bullet-point style essay" what the frickin hell does she expect?? Although the bullet point thing was probably a figment of my illogical mind as everyone else seemed to get the right end of the stick!

So yea that was my day....the details of diploma are 2 lengthy 2 type up here (i have waaay 2 much work left to do) but needless to say it was eventful, offensive (to some ppl) and funny.....p'haps more details l8r if i can b bothered (which i prob wont b....so yea.....go ask sum1 else!)

Hopefully i have not rambled 2much!



P.S. it rele annoys me that on this thing there is no bright pinkcolour to which you can change your font colour!

once, 4 all

Well, whats been happening over the last couple of days??

• I finished physics coursework! (huge sigh of relief!)
• Now have to focus my attention on bio coursework (joy of joys!)

Have established that i dont like cognitive psychology

Can't stand my sisters bf when he starts throwing up everywhere!

And that reading rose and elena's blog should not be attempted unless i am ready to start laughing and the computer screen, alarming friends and family

"Yes mum i am working i promise!!"

Ling is blogging again yay!

And i am stressing out that miss downey wants to go through living with lady macbeth - which i cant remember where the script is or any of my words so yea in other words i am SCREWED!

Now i am going to go and contemplate my fate......eat chocolate.....sleep and wonder at the amazing invention that is a tea strainer!!

P.S would someone please explain to me the story of rachel o'meara's ironing board!

Reach for something other

Well yay for me having wasted all my time over the hols instead of doing homework
Physics is in for MONDAY and i probably haven't even done as much as V
so dont u other physics ppl who hav a month rub it in my face, you might regret it :P - besides i'd rather have physics out of the way before biology.....

Better go do physics

P.S. Ling, hope ure ok, please blog

single and ?loving it?

Dude what is it with finding out that one of ure friends has just got with someone that makes u feel really "single" all of a sudden?
I mean normally I'm fine with being single - in fact its probably a lot less hassle to deal with (not to mention the credit u save with not having to text someone a lot)
But suddenly someone hooks up or someone says something or u just randomly have these "I'm all lonely and i need a bf" momments
I mean WHAT IS WITH THAT??
I know that there is a completely natural and logical explanation for it
But still.....

Enough of me .....i'm just wasting energy in the blogosphere.....

In with the old out with the new

Yay 2006 is here.....was seen in by five other ppl and myself standing listening to big ben in a circle with our arms crossed in a wierd fashion clutching champagne glasses ready to hail in the new year with a rousing chrous of Auld Lang Syne (to which none of us knew the words)
However this "rousing chrous" never happened as trying to drink from champagne glasses proved too much and an eruption of laughter prompted several eruptions of bucks fizz over my carpet (ah well we tried!)
My aims for this next year (notice avoidance of the word resolution)

• Do homework when i get it rather than leaving to the last minute (currently flouting this one big style)
• Get a half-way decent mark in my chemistry as-level
• Get over my mental block in chem
• Maintain contact with all the ppl i met in the summer
• Stop slagging off teachers who get on my nerves
• Stop panicking and stressing over what i have and havent done (again already not really observing this one)
• Stop LOSING so much
• Carry on serving the Lord on all that i can and trusting in his plan for my future (highlight to see this one)

Cant think of any others right now so yea thats about it

Have to go and carry on doing the dreaded physics coursework
Hope all your new year's are going well so far xox